The Long Hall of Hilarity

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  • #1262
    DeVaultSetter
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      (Or) The Long Haul of Amusement Pursuit.
      A very bumpy trek indeed. What can we say? The road to hell is cobbled with those who say:

      The road to hell is paved with (… such and such …)

      Not to mention the jocularity in negotiating the access points to the darkest recesses of our minds!
      Jokes:
      What would one call an umbel with leaves? Umbel-leavable!
      How would one refer to every co-ordinate at a gala? A gala-XY!
      What happens to a program that has been fed too much SQL? It becomes dat-obese!

      #1324
      Bob Marley
      Keymaster

        Why did the bees ask the bears to bee-leaving? They weren’t bee-lieving!

        #1325
        DeVaultSetter
        Keymaster

          (Leaving that one bee-hind);
          What did the fish say when it ran into a wall? Dam!

          #1365
          Bob Marley
          Keymaster

            Just don’t eat cereal in the morning or you’d be a cereal killer!

            #1508
            Bob Marley
            Keymaster

              We need some humor after the last month of issues! Why did the surf board run away? It saw the irony of the situation 😛

              #1511
              DeVaultSetter
              Keymaster

                🙂 While contemplating engagement in Godville, chanced upon a Random Axe of Kindness.

                #1524
                Bob Marley
                Keymaster

                  😀

                  Progress Quest was quite entertaining! Sometimes I’d just sit there and watch it do its thing. 😛

                  #1734
                  Bob Marley
                  Keymaster

                    It’s always nice to get ahead in life. It’d be hard to see otherwise!

                    #1748
                    DeVaultSetter
                    Keymaster

                      😀 So I went to the markets to purchase a second hand pet. A sign in the stall said, “Buy one, get one flea,” another sign said “Flea bargaining permitted”, another said “An itch in time will save you mine”. The betting stall opposite had a sign “No scratchings” which did not ease the oncoming pruritus.

                      #1751
                      Bob Marley
                      Keymaster

                        Good way to populate a flea circus, though! Always good to have a flea market around 😀

                        #1935
                        DeVaultSetter
                        Keymaster

                          😀 Guaranteed to compel us flea-ing to all corners of the globe!
                          This old chestnut featured in Confessions of a Gong Show Tragic:
                          Q: Do you know what the difference is between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
                          A: Oh. So it’s you then.

                          #2109
                          DeVaultSetter
                          Keymaster

                            Paddy was asked why he was going the wrong way up a one way street:
                            What’s wrong, I’m going one way aren’t I?
                            How about this for a Law & Order Opening:

                            Now we know all about tiny houses, escrow, and bumber sticker:



                            Oh, and there are Weirdos on the loose:

                            Never knew weirdos wore cat in the hat hats!
                            Cat in the Hat hat

                            #2122
                            Bob Marley
                            Keymaster

                              I’ve got a hat like that somewhere! 😀

                              And some Python:

                              😀

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