The Long Hall of Hilarity

[DeVaultSetter]

(Or) The Long Haul of Amusement Pursuit.
A very bumpy trek indeed. What can we say? The road to hell is cobbled with those who say:

The road to hell is paved with (… such and such …)

Not to mention the jocularity in negotiating the access points to the darkest recesses of our minds!
Jokes:
What would one call an umbel with leaves? Umbel-leavable!
How would one refer to every co-ordinate at a gala? A gala-XY!
What happens to a program that has been fed too much SQL? It becomes dat-obese!

[Spastic Hamburger]

Why did the bees ask the bears to bee-leaving? They weren’t bee-lieving!

[DeVaultSetter]

(Leaving that one bee-hind);
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall? Dam!

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[Spastic Hamburger]

Just don’t eat cereal in the morning or you’d be a cereal killer!

[Spastic Hamburger]

We need some humor after the last month of issues! Why did the surf board run away? It saw the irony of the situation 😛

[DeVaultSetter]

🙂 While contemplating engagement in Godville, chanced upon a Random Axe of Kindness.

[Spastic Hamburger]

😀

Progress Quest was quite entertaining! Sometimes I’d just sit there and watch it do its thing. 😛

[Spastic Hamburger]

It’s always nice to get ahead in life. It’d be hard to see otherwise!

[DeVaultSetter]

😀 So I went to the markets to purchase a second hand pet. A sign in the stall said, “Buy one, get one flea,” another sign said “Flea bargaining permitted”, another said “An itch in time will save you mine”. The betting stall opposite had a sign “No scratchings” which did not ease the oncoming pruritus.

[Spastic Hamburger]

Good way to populate a flea circus, though! Always good to have a flea market around 😀

[DeVaultSetter]

😀 Guaranteed to compel us flea-ing to all corners of the globe!
This old chestnut featured in Confessions of a Gong Show Tragic:
Q: Do you know what the difference is between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
A: Oh. So it’s you then.

[DeVaultSetter]

Paddy was asked why he was going the wrong way up a one way street:
What’s wrong, I’m going one way aren’t I?
How about this for a Law & Order Opening:

Now we know all about tiny houses, escrow, and bumber sticker:



Oh, and there are Weirdos on the loose:

Never knew weirdos wore cat in the hat hats!

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[Spastic Hamburger]

I’ve got a hat like that somewhere! 😀

And some Python:

😀

[DeVaultSetter]

Classic takes, forgot all about Agatha Clouseau’s inspired script. 😀
Right now, streaming Screw, a series based on the comings and goings of staff in a UK prison. In one episode, the head of the wing decides to install an amnesty box for the prisoners to voluntarily relinquish various items of contraband:

Nothing too hilarious there, until one of the inmates adjusts the sign on the box: AMNASTY.

[Spastic Hamburger]

I have the entire series of Flying Circus on DVD! 😀

Could also use it to mail a letter! 😛

[Spastic Hamburger]

I bring you snowmen! 😀

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